Kid Logic

I am often left shaking my head when it comes to kid logic.

There's the classic "I don't need to make my bed because I'm only going to sleep in it tonight." (frankly I subscribe to the same theory... but it makes the room look too messy)

or "cleaning up my toys wastes my time"

But yesterday's dirty shirt incident was a new one for me.

Giggles came out of his room wearing a shirt that had a large dirty spot on it.

Me: Go get a clean shirt on please.

Giggles: This IS a clean shirt.

Me: No it isn't. There's a dirty spot on it.

Giggles: I just put this shirt on this morning.

Me: Then what is that? (touching the dirty spot)

Giggles: I didn't have a Kleenex so I blew my nose on my shirt.

As I sent him off for a clean shirt I washed and disinfected my hands ... a few times.