Thursday, September 27, 2012

Burnt Offerings

Some things I will never do. Like mow the lawn, skydive or eat live octopus. I know I will never do these things. Because I don't want to.

Other things I have tried and know I never will again like eat hot oatmeal, watch street hockey, or hold the leash of an angry dog. None of these things ended well for me.

But the other night I thought I could tackle the task of barbecuing. I mean really... how hard could it be? Thousands have taken on this challenge successfully and come out unscathed.


I would like to formally apologize to the meat and to my family.

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